HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!
came to the clubhouse earlier in the day to prepare the prank cards with xinfei.
locked the door in case the guest-of-honour arrived unexpectedly. kinda forgot tt he got keys too. =P
his first obstacle was to throw the dice, open the cue card tt states the number on the dice n do as it instructs. some of the cards hv gifts attached. some others serve no purpose. but the dreaded ones r those with pretty embarassing deeds coz we r juz so damn imaginative. =P
one of the embarassing deeds.. muackies! (note: tis corridor is the one faces all the other clubhouses n i bet it is freaking dirty!!) my creativity amazes me sometimes.
sorry, stupid blogger doesn't allow me to rotate videos.. but if u look carefully enough, jason actually licks the pole when he dances. erotic sia!! *giggles*
disclaimer: beware of our witch-like laughter.. its even funnier during the 'live performance". oh ya, to play the video, press tt triangle button twice..
introducing chart-topper, spongebob with his song, yue liang dai biao wo de xin! i can't believe tt depite looking so jiak kan tang, he actually noe the lyrics to the song..
another vid tt can't be rotated.. =( the birthday boy dances the macarena!!! woo-hoo.. haven seen tt dance since i was in pri sch or something.
yet another of our indigenious ideas.. dance lessons for jason n darren. our newly-recruited jie meis!! they look wood-block n they dance wood-block. so no surprises here. =X
but of course it can't all be bad.. gift-bearing cue cards give instructions to open certain drawers n unravel a string of presents.
present 1 was a huge spongebob soft toy frm toys r us. i guess its fate tt the spongebob lover turns up wearing a spongebob t-shirt. tt was NOT planned hor!
present 2 is for wild nights out. jason looks like a mighty pleased spokesperson hor? orange is his fav colour.. n it so happens to be a new flavour too. muz dare to experiment ma! hahaha.
nope, present 3 is not a box of cigars.. but rather a cleverly disguised packet of almond chocs. which he gave to liying hor? *ahem ahem*
he was dismayed to noe tt all the sabos he did was only part of sabo 1 n he still had 18 more to go frm dover to outram n frm outram to boon keng. =D
putting on his battle gear.. a nice fluffy pair of bunny ears!
obstacle 2: proceed on the journey accompanied by spongebob n hand-made bunny ears!
status: SUCCESS!
fully attired to conquer the world! such a pity it was already late n there wasn't much ppl left in sch to stare. heeeeheeee.
obstacle 3: stand on the mrt bridge n shout "i'm 19 n single! call me!!" towards the crowed dover bus stop.
status: SUCCESS!!
tis sure got him alot of attn n not to mention stares frm older ppl.
obstacle 4: approach the control station n say, "today is my bdae. can i hv a free ride?"
status: SUCCESS!!
the uncle was nice to enough to entertain him though. n he looked rather amused.. i guess we brightened his day. lalala~
having nearly completed a quarter of wat we hv in store for him, we pose for a victory photo on the platform. hmmm, i wonder how come only we r the ones smiling. cheer up bdae boy! =P
obstacle 5: proceed to the yellow line, squat down n sing the spongebob song.
status: successful in portraying the autistic image. lol.
tis obstacle made me see jason in a different light. i all along knew he was the 'on' sorta person but i didn't expect him to be tis sporting! really gung-ho lor..
juz as he thought tt his nightmare was coming to an end, my lovely helpers reminded him of all tt has yet to come..
the shirt n the soft toy look like mirror image rite? if u wonder how come he can get a seat in the crowded peak hr train is tt ppl actually move away when we entered. those tt remained pretended to be asleep. haiz.. singaporeans r one unfunny bunch.. =(
poor him.. singing "happy birthday" to himself.. obstacle 6 was supposed to make him stand on the seat while singing. but his thick-skin failed to see him through tis round. oh wells, we r nice ppl so we gave him a break all the way to outram aft tis.
the short break made him slightly less sulky. n he managed to complete obstacle 7 which was to walk backwards through the underground walkway frm the green to the purple line. things got abit tricky when the crowd started getting bigger.. but it was more amusing tt way. =P
we cruelly made him hold the obstacle 8 card but yet not be able to read it till the train came..
obstacle 8: get someone to shake spongebob's hand n say, "yes, i wld vote spongebob for the best sponge of the yr award 2007".
status: UNSUCCESSFUL..
officer on duty cannot play along. hmm.. there r cameras around i guess.
but his 2nd attempt went alright. tis girl had a patrick-the-starfish keychain.. so we presumed she genuinely wanted spongebob to win the award too. wakakakaka!
obstacle 9 was left to fate. he had to randomly draw frm 3 forfeits namely,
1. pole dance with one of the many mrt poles.
2. march frm one end of the carriage to the other n back.
3. do facial expressions of 喜怒哀乐.
he picked the 3rd one. but for emotionless jason, tis sure was a mean feat. it was damn difficult to coax him to show faces other than 怒 (anger).
upon reaching boon keng, he was given yet other obstacle card much to our anticipation..
obstacle 10: go into macdonalds n ask a stranger, "where is mac?"
status: SUCCESS!
the little girl was initially excitedly pointing at his bunny ears until he approached her.. she was scared into biting her nails nervously when the brainless question was asked. poor little girl getting bullied by big jason kor kor. tsk tsk.
obstacle 11: order a wasabi ice-cream cone frm mac.
status: SUCCESS!
the poor woman actually tot he was serious. u guys shld really listen to the hilarious conversation. i hv already removed my blog song juz so tis vids will play properly..
ATTENTION: TIS IS NOT AN OBSTACLE HE WANTED TO KISS RONALD MACDONALD ON HIS OWN ACCORD. WITH TONGUE SOMEMORE! *gross*
finally, we reached the playground below liying's house.. xq n me got pretty turned-on by the see-saw though the too small seats hurt our you-know-where. dotz.
obstacle 12: stand in the middle of a crowded playground n behave like a spoilt brat. (e.g. whine n shout, "my mommy say its my turn to play!")
status: SUCCESS!
the kids prob tot he was a lunatic.. coz the playground got vacanted soon aft.
hmm.. he was so touched he teared...
obstacle 13: approach the mama shop owner n offer to buy his lollipop at half price.
status: SUCCESS!!
jason: uncle, how much is one lollipop?
shopkeeper: 40 cents.
jason: i only hv 20 cents leh.. i buy half can?
shopkeeper: half??
jason: ya.. i eat half then give u back the other half..
shopkeeper: can. but i eat half first then i give u the 2nd half.
the shopkeeper so cute lah! n i tot the impromtu conversation was rather witty.
obstacle 14: cling onto the lamp post n shout, "someone help me!! the lamp post is falling!"
status: MEGA SUCCESS!
bcoz he shouted it so suddenly n w/o warning, even i tot it was real!
obstacle 15: climb up 24 flights of stairs n collect 19 rubber bands..
status: SUCCESS!
hmm.. tis seemed the easiest obstacle.. but he got quite pissed coz "i dun like to perspire when i style my hair!" anyway, we made him collect the rubber bands to prove he didn't cheat with the lifts n we were nice enough to take turns accompanying him throughout..
see lah.. try to prank us back yeah? serve u right for getting locked out. help him play cheat somemore hur?
the poor fellas enjoying the night breeze n possibly a gay moment. haha.
finally, our quest to liying's house is complete! other than the picture-filled wall.. all the animals took us by storm. 3 uber cute chinchillas, a real-life scorpion, a couple of turtles n 2 humongous fish tanks tt breeds not goldfish but edible table fishes! *amazed*
obstacle 16: face the big tortise n say, "龟龟我回来了! 你有想我吗?" (translation: tortise, i'm hm.. did u miss me?)
status: SUCCESS!
in comparison to wat he did previously, tis was chicken-feet. though it was originally supposed to be "爸, 我回来了! 你有想我吗?" to liying's father.. but we were afraid he got the wrong idea. so yups.
oh ya.. its interesting to noe tt jason wears unmatching socks on purpose. hmmm, pretty queer unique hor?
obstacle 17: prepare dinner for all of us. ingredients n utensils muz be searched for alone.
status: FAILURE!
not entirely his fault.. but we were all too hungry to wait for him to amble around the kitchen playing hide-and-seek.
we figured more help means faster dinner! plus, its loads of fun.. =D
see, i did contribute hor!!
"J"!!! my signature style in the oh-so-delicious mushroom n egg omelette!
cooking n serving done by really efficient house elves!
but of course for ppl like me who can't wrk on a rumbling stomach, liying had cheese tarts as pre-dinner dessert!
gosh, the noodles r longer than my hair!
food at last!!! nv did i tink i wld be tis satisfied with a humble bowl of instant noodles!
we decided to skip obstacle 18 of making him find a prune frm a bowl of potato salad with his mouth bcoz 8 pkts of instant noodles for 5 ppl made all of us damn full..
obstacle 19: be tricked by us into believing we were giving him $100 cash.
status: UNSUCCESSFUL!
tt idiot made no effort to pretend he didn't noe monopoly money was inside the envelope the whole time. *arbish*
anyway, all his presents juz seem to match. =)
potato n egg mayo salad for a midnight carbo boost.. tis was supposed to be the prop for obstacle 18 but its put to better use here. =P
playing cards n monopoly occupied our night.. of course losers had to drink up coz it wld be more fun tt way. sorta in frantic attempt to prove our maturity. =P
we were supposed to juz play with monopoly dice.. but jason performed magic!
but some of us did make the rest of us laugh.. 2 piggies tt i shall not name. but isn't is obvious? heee.
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